I want to hammer the buttons, and see a muscled dude punch another guy through the room, for some reason, seeing a laser from a spaceship blast another spaceship through time itself makes my dick go soft.
Tag: Arcade
Retro Arcade Review: Marvel Vs Capcom (1998)
How much paint did the game huff to look like this? More. The answer is simply more.
Retro Arcade Review: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1993)
Isn’t The Last Of Us Part II out today? Who knows? Who knows what day it is? I only know today is a good day to punch people and a bad day to be literally anything that is animated and on the right hand side of the screen.
Retro Arcade Review: Tapper (1983)
Why can’t I stop playing Tapper?
Retro Arcade Review: The Punisher 1993
The graphics have the look of a pulp comic book, which is just perfect, provided you don’t let ideas like “good taste” ruin things for yourself.
