Retro Arcade Review: 1942 (1984)

I want to hammer the buttons, and see a muscled dude punch another guy through the room, for some reason, seeing a laser from a spaceship blast another spaceship through time itself makes my dick go soft.

Pusha T, Daytona, Review

Pusha T has written absolute bangers all the way through Daytona like malware through a teenagers first laptop. 

Cozz: Cozz and Effect: 2014

And yeah, it’s probably worth flagging up front, this is very much a music review written by the “man bun and Biffy Clyro” type of blogger, which, C’mon, you knew already.

How to Fail at Podcasting

So. You have either heard our podcast, in which case you definitely know what I’m talking about, or you haven’t heard our podcast, in which case, you kind of also prove my point.

Would Superman be good or bad at sex?

We get it. His body is rocking. He’s polite. His hair is improbably perfect considering he flies at subsonic speeds, and your own doesn’t stay in place if you stand next to someone who breathes heavily. But. The real question. Does the world’s greatest do-gooder do it good?   You understand, we’re boink scientists. So…

Explaining Pop and Lockdown

So. What do we do when we can’t do ourselves?

Teach.

What do we do if we don’t want to do that because we’re scumbags and frankly teaching seems a little worthy?

Judge others.

Branching Out

We’re in the process of establishing a live comedy night in Bedford. Is it a small town, yes. But are we the biggest comedy night in that small town? Of course not you damn fool.

Our First Live Show!

Firstly, let me be clear to all first time stand up comics, and all who are looking for a stage, this is not the ideal path. 

Eric the Megalomaniac Butcher

Now that The Menagerie has been established within the podcasting world, we feel it is only too appropriate to thank our many fans.